Wedding Officiant|Marriage Whisperer|Sometime Ceremony Shouter
Wedding Ceremonies For Humans, by Humans
During your wedding you are making a serious commitment to each other, pledging yourselves to be together forever. But above all, a wedding is a celebration of love- your celebration- and celebrations should be met with good humor and abundant joy.
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Everyone - regardless of their religious beliefs, age, sexual orientation or background- deserves to have a beautiful wedding ceremony. That's why we work to provide you with the ceremony you want, whether it's a traditional Christian ceremony, a non-religious ceremony, an easy, peasy elopement, renewal of vows or any alternative ceremonies you may have in mind.
You Will Book Rev. Mark
Oh, yes. You will book Rev. Mark
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Experienced: over 2400 weddings!
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Open-Minded: All Faiths are welcome (and non-faith, too!)
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Open-Hearted: All Love is welcome! Ladies, guys, ladies and guys, ladies and ladies, guys and guys, and those less clearly defined
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Open-Mouthed: professional, well-spoken, emotive, and a voice like melted chocolate (the good, artisinal kind)
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Adorable: Look at those cheeks! Those squinty eyes! The magnificent selection of bow ties!
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Humor and Warmth: The man is like a living duvet stuffed with chuckles
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Puma-free: to date, not a single person has been mauled by a wild feline at any Rev. Mark Wedding
Not convinced? How about some
Steamy Wedding Ceremony Action? *
* by "action" we mean "talking" and by "steamy" we mean "in a manner ideally suited for an occasion where children and those less rambunctious may be present"
Mark is open to any and all ideas for how you'd like your ceremony. Want Mark to tell your story? He'll do so with flair! Want Mark to include your pet guinea pigs in your ceremony? Mark will gladly hold them as you exchange rings!Want to skip the formalities and have Mark pronounce you "Married AF"? He'll strongly consider it... after checking to see how your grandma might react. ​Your ceremony with Mark will be delivered in a clear, resonant voice that uplifts your spirit, with love and laughter, charm and charisma, and enough wisdom and grace never to overshadow the true stars of the day- you and your partner.​
You're interested, right? No?
What's it going to take? How about some Well-thought-out and Entirely Reasonable Fees? Click the out-of-place eyeball to see!
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Still Not Convinced?!
How About These Astounding ASimpleVow Associates
AKA the AsASAsses*
Get to know our dedicated wedding officiants who are passionate about creating memorable ceremonies for you.
*Yes, I know it's a horrible name. No, I'm not doing a thing about it.
Who's Available? Who knows?!?
This Calendar. That's who.
I have two quarters that say "excuse me, where's the restroom?"
I have a ten-dollar bill that recites every line from "Hamilton"
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Now, We're
I propose you get in touch with us.
Based in Allegheny County, PA; serving where called
Text: 724-241-8697